Feb 16, 2015

It's Time To Find A New Job When...

It’s time to find a new job when..............

  • The term “under the bus” comes up frequently in conversation and has nothing to do with transportation 
  • Your co-workers continue to introduce themselves and ask what it is you do..AGAIN.
  • You arrive at work and can’t remember which way to go after getting off of the elevator
  • You can’t remember the name of the CEO but remember he lives in a cattle state
  • You ask where the new employee’s cubical is only to find they left the company three months ago
  • There are directional signs in the hallways pointing to Human Resources
  • The lobby now has two way mirrors
  • Your expense report is rejected for mileage reimbursement with the explanation to use your new company car.                                                                                   
  • Your desk supplies include an eraser, adding machine paper, and sticky solution to thumb through paper
  • You arrive at work and the first remark you receive is, “Nice outfit!  I wish I could take the day off”
  • Your team’s itinerary is being discussed and you have to ask where everyone is going
  • Once your badge is swiped the door opens with you unconsciously humming Axel Rose’s Welcome To The Jungle

  • You stop by your Manager’s office to find a sign on the desk.  “We’ve moved”.
  • You can’t figure out how to make an outside call from your desk. There’s no dial tone   

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